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bacon salter 

one who attempts to glamorize their mundane lives via grandstanding and/or grandiloquent and pompous behavior.
"You like to salt your bacon?"

"Man, that kid sure is a bacon salter."
bacon salter by john p awesome February 23, 2010

salty bacon 

when a girl/guy puts 12 individual grains of salt in your pee hole
yoo man my girl gave me a salty bacon last night
salty bacon by Saltuserr October 4, 2011