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A condition one suffers from after experiencing the severe emotional stress of the pop/crackling and subsequent splattering of molten-hot grease during the frying of bacon. Though one need not actually be splattered with hot grease and burned, each pop and crackle of the frying bacon causes one to duck and cover in mortal fear.
"Making breakfast has left me with a bad case of the bacon shellshock."
by Bacon Lover 4 Life September 28, 2013
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