The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.
"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."
by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011
A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.
Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"
by Sauron's Belligerent Cock Ring May 13, 2015
When one rubs their testicles along the rotting remains of a dead animal and shines them with a black light
by Erik VanPelt December 29, 2022
A tall white man from the sticks that chews longcut dip and has a broke down truck in the front yard and diddles his step sister.
by Bigdaddylongthangs93 January 6, 2020
A person who is anti-immigration usually white male Southern or rural background who supports Donald Trump
by EmJayee February 5, 2018
by PierceTheGeorgiou June 29, 2016
by Dyl322679 March 7, 2023