Back of the Net

This phrase originates from the feeling of pure unadulterated joy associated with the ball hitting the back of the net in football (soccer in the USA).

Should be used when fortune has fallen upon one's path

After retrieving the lost Inca Golden Headed statue from the hidden Jungle temple, whilst escaping deadly spiders, poisonous arrows, and out running huge stone boulders, and it must be said keeping hold of your hat, you raise the statue high in the air and exclaim to the masses of indigenous tribes;

"Back of the Net"

Back of the Net by Nathaniel jones November 14, 2003

Back of the room Boys

The group of boys that is always present in the rear of every high school classroom. Usually consists of at least 3, but can be a bigger group. There's typically the group leader, who tells the best jokes, and who causes the most chaos during class. There's also the team player, who takes notes and sometimes brings food for the group; playing a crucial role as the "support member" of the group. This allows other group members to goof off, knowing that the team player has their back later on when they're doing homework or studying. The remaining member(s) are the munchers, who consume vast quantities of food during their occupation, even if they aren't hungry. This is usually done in an attempt to piss off the teacher, or to get a few good natured laughs from their classmates. Sometimes they also provide "belching fire" to distract the teacher so other members can engage in hooligan behavior, such as hitting a vape under the desk, or shooting spitballs at the ceiling.

(explosion followed by laughter)

"Ugh. The back of the room Boys are at it again. I heard they put a thumbtack on Mr White's chair last week."

Back of the room Boys by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

Back of the Y 

"Back of the Y is without a doubt the greatest thing to grace our television screens in many years. If youre looking for a half hour of full kicking, mind blowing, no budget, stunt laden wanking jokes then this is for you. While everyone seems to be talking about the American series 'Jackass' at the moment, its good to see that our own home grown Kiwi dumbasses Matt Heath and Chris Stapp have once again risen to the challange and made a show so stupid and funny that it makes any jackass look lameass."

"Listen im gonna say this once! DRUGS, are for GROWN UPS! GO TO BED!"

"I'm not an asshole, I'M A MAN!"

"your kids, are on drugs, RIGHT NOW!"

Back of the Y by Hazel September 21, 2004

back of the bus

This is where all the cool kids hung out in Junior High. The closer to the back of the bus one is usually signifies one's social status. The losers(i.e. nerds, retards, smelly kids, etc.) sat in the front, while the cool kids(i.e. jocks, rich kids, sluts, etc.) sat in the back.

"Dude, look at that slut Sally making out with Billy in the back of the bus!"

back of the bus by Andrew Kuehler October 13, 2005

Back of Book 

Car business term for when a dealer owns a used vehicle for less than Kelly Blue Book wholesale value.

"We are five grand back of book in that Intrepid, go show them that one."

Back of Book by Brian Krok July 10, 2007

Back of the whip 

The back seat of an expensive, sports car

"Fucking this model in the back of the whip"

Back of the whip by dozink April 25, 2023

Back of the Face 

The act of attacking and killing an enemy (in the face) with a blunt object. (Usually the butt of a gun)

-- This nonsensical phrase is most often used to confuse and grief players of popular video games. Originally created and used in Halo 2, this phrase is quickly becoming a popular edition to the "Lemon juice in an open wound" style of trash talk.

-- An annoying term used against an opponent to cause confusion and disarray. It is generally followed by "Too easy! Sit the fuck down!"

-- An equivalence of: Your Mom, pWnEd, and Fucking Noob!

1. Gamer "X" Beat down Gamer "Y" in the "BACK OF THE FACE"

2. (after killing an opponent, said in rapid succession) - "BACK OF THE FACE!, BACK OF THE FACE!, BACK OF THE FACE!"

3. (Followed by subsequent insults) - "BACK OF THE FACE!, TOO EASY!, SIT THE FUCK DOWN!"

4. (After receiving a "back of the face" death,) - "That doesn't even make sense you cant hit someone in the back of the face!"

5. (After receiving a "back of the face" death,) - Your mom's a back of the face..."

6. (After receiving a "back of the face" death,) That doesn't even make sense, what the fuck is the "back of the face?"

Back of the Face by E. Wilk, Tom. H December 29, 2007