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Baby Glommer-Stopper 

Ummpa, ummpa; this is us, and this shamelessly referenced Willy Wonka Gobstopping ploy might just work in an effort to keep a child from being Baby-Sklarred for life! See Urban Dictionary definition for Baby Glommer.
A New Jersey and other States - post infant adoption term used to describe the psychological trauma endured by a two year old adoptee whose adopted status was court ordered to its disruption or overturning. To said child it is irrelevant as to who retains eventual fault. The general reason for this occurrence is primarily due to low standard of adoption attorney ethics. N.J. State adoption statute N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c allows this type of skandalous working platform.
In a wrongful adoption, a Baby Glommer-Stopper is a whopper of a hero!
Baby Glommer-Stopper by gravy111 November 24, 2010
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Baby shoppers employee 

A person who is employed at a shoppers drug mart, instead of being employed at a grocery store, therefor attaining the name “baby shoppers employee”
Swamp: haha you work at baby shoppers stupid baby shoppers employee
Josh: nooooooooo I work superstore I not baby

baby stoppers 

n. birth control pills
That hizzo better take her baby stoppers!
baby stoppers by GlitterandGold February 27, 2009

Baby Stompers 

- Wearing flip-flops or sandals in a public campground bathroom shower, as as to not step on the jizz / cum that is on the floor from someone masturbating or banging in the shower.
Don't forget to wear your baby stompers so you don't get your feet all nasty.
Baby Stompers by No Bra Captain January 17, 2019

babystomper 

Same meaning as that of kiddieslapper
but with two exeptions:
1) a babystomper can not refer to the sound of the stomp directed at the small child (this would be a babystomp).
2) babystomper generally revers to babies that are no more than 18 months old.
"My stephmother is the designated babystomper in our household"
babystomper by hvgellecum November 24, 2006

babystopper 

Guy 1 "He forgot to use a babystopper."
Guy 2 "Oh shit!"
babystopper by seth moon January 29, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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