Baby Pancake

A baby pancake is when a male ejaculates onto a flat surface, most commonly his partners stomach, his ejaculate would then be spread in a circular manner, dried , peeled off and sometimes put into a photo album, often given heroic names like "Robert Lee" or "nuther' baby that coulda' been"

Girl 1-Hey is that a photo album on your coffee table?
Girl 2-No, it's an album of all the potential children that my trailer trash boyfriend and I coulda had
Girl 1-That's pretty disturbing, but I do indeed suppose that it's a convenient birth control and memorable souvenir all in one.
Girl 2-You betsha!....It's just to bad the eagle (The Government) don't send extra welfare checks for potential children in the form of baby pancakes

Baby Pancake by Cody Banks June 30, 2008

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Baby Dutch Pancake

The result of pooping in a 12" cooking pan and placing it the oven for discovery later by unsuspecting person living at the house. Preferably done at someone else' house. Very popular at parties you weren't invited to.

We crashed Christian and Lauren's party the other night and left them a sweet Baby Dutch Pancake !

Baby Dutch Pancake by razorwoods October 19, 2011

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baby pancakes • Baby Dutch Pancake • Pancake baby • baby • baby girl • Baby Daddy • baby dick • baby mama • Baby Yoda • Baby back bitch

Pancake baby

A person born with no bones

Man he was so drunk he played there like a pancake babye

Pancake baby by ultradakota10 July 27, 2017

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pancake baby

A real broken baby

He can't even stand in such a pancake baby state.

pancake baby by Cheffuckmeboy November 4, 2018

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baby pancakes

another way of saying cool, nice , small

yo man your car is so baby pancakes
your girlfriend is baby pancakes in bed
wow u have baby pancakes nuts
that joke was baby pancakes

baby pancakes by jesse schulze June 24, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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