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the mother of your child, not necessarily your mate/life partner
His/My babymomma is coming over today to talk about details of the birth...
by boobear23 October 11, 2008
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a bitch that you get knocked up on accident but now you gotta deal with because she got your baby
Mark just found out that he got his ex knocked up in 7th grade and now hes a junior in high school and now he got two kids that he just learned about and a bitch for a baby momma
by LilAlexis March 06, 2006
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"Baby Momma in da house dawg, we out" is radio shortspeak for "Michelle is out of the helicopter and inside the White House, over and out.
by Mackerel Daddy March 03, 2010
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by JO January 25, 2003
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Dead beat mothers, of all these crackers babies born out of wedlock, thus are now being supported by tax dollars of all working people.

There is a misconception that all black people on welfare, but Statistics show that there are more White bitches on welfare than any other race.

This just shows and proves the ignorance of honkeys once again.

Myth: People on welfare are usually black, teenage mothers who stay on ten years at a time.

Fact: Most welfare recipients are non-black, adult and on welfare less than two years at a time.

According to the Census->

65% are white
17% are Latino
13% are black

Other sources

39% white recipients
38% black

17% Hispanic

bottom line:

Accept is the Fact that there are More whites on on welfare thus more whites benefit from the American tax dollars than any other race Period.

They also get more SSI checks too.

:-)
welfare recipients baby momma's Myth
by Carte Blanche 4 u December 05, 2010
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1.) A woman who has children

2.) A woman who has babies and no daddy around for the babies
1.) Angelina Jolie is a hot baby momma.

2.) Octomom is a dumb ass baby momma.
by blackchina September 03, 2009
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Someone who is wrongfully ignored because she is unattractive, annoying and loud....also is the woman who tricked a black man into getting her prego.
My baby momma pagin' me AGAIN?!
by Cricket September 08, 2003
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