Skip to main content

baby makin' fool  

That guy who moves from one woman to the next, droppin' seed in each one. Uses excuses such as "I'm allergic to latex", "But it just feels better", and "Don't worry I'll pull out!"

Fertile women should avoid contact at all costs!
Can you believe that baby makin' fool Rodney? He just knocked up Becky, and he already has kids with Bobbi, Courtney, and Latoya. And he ain't even payin' child support for them anyway!
baby makin' fool  mug front
Get the baby makin' fool mug.
See more merch

[baby makin music]

Music to get you in mood for sex
"I was listening to pretty rickys cd and they got real baby makin music on there."
[baby makin music] by MirandaM October 5, 2008

Baby Makin' Machine Gun

Is another Word For a Guys Dick, Your Penis.
Dude: Check out that Chick in the Corner.
Other Dude: Shes Fucking Hot.
Dude: Im going to make her Pull the trigger on my Baby Makin' Machine Gun.

Baby Making Music 

Music that makes one want to fornicate, thus making babies. i.e. Van Morrison and Marvin Gaye
God, who played this song? This is some Baby making music!
Baby Making Music by Sweet Dee October 1, 2008

baby making hips

Wider hips on a woman, usually with a bigger booty and this is associated with having a good body for giving birth to children.

Sang by Fantasia in the song "Baby makin' hips"
Whoa look at that booty, damn she got them baby making hips for sure.
baby making hips by Nathalie W December 28, 2008

Baby Making Syndrome 

Baby Making Syndrome (BMS) is a sex addiction. Specifically an addiction to unprotected sex within a long term relationship where, having a child would not affect the feelings shared between the couple in the relationship.
Baby Making Syndrome, is especially present when this couple continuously have sex without using any forms of contraceptive. (i.e. Condoms or Birth Control) This is usually found to be present in couples who have been together for several years, and plan on getting married in the foreseeable future.
When the aforementioned couples end up becoming pregnant with a child, they will usually decide to keep the child, and raise it themselves. Usually in the 9 month process of the baby's growth inside the womb, this couple will continuously have just as much sex as they did before, if not more, and are very likely to get pregnant with another child soon after their first one is born.
"Dude. I have Baby Making Syndrome."

"How do you know?"

"K, so, you know how my girl and I just had our first kid?"

"Yeah."

"Well... She's pregnant again."

"GASP!"
Baby Making Syndrome by SK8RFRK March 11, 2011

Baby Making Fluids 

ejaculate The liquid that comes out after you ejaculate after sexual actions.

What is used when you want to make a baby.
I was giving him a handjob and his baby making fluids got all over me
Baby Making Fluids by shaneeka September 8, 2007