AKA "Baby J," this is a name used to refer to someone who is weak or scared. This name was derived from the "Johnson's" line of baby shampoo products.
"Come on man just ask her out already. Quit being a Baby Johnson."
by Chase Cheffe February 24, 2009
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Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo
What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?
by Staifreak March 13, 2018
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You: Are you high? What are you on?
Him: Ecstasy Man.
Her: Johnsons Baby Acid?!? And you're ACTUALLY high?
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