Baby Bang Jar 

while in the presence of a woman giving birth wait until the baby is conceived take the after birth (amniotic sac) place it in an old mason jar used in moonshine running, after letting the jar bake in the sun for 3 hours and 47 minutes take it into the bathroom and begin to make love to it calling out a number or girls names preferably the mother of the newborn

i was in a elevator and a chick started giving birth and i got a full baby bang jar and i made love all night

Baby Bang Jar by blumpkinboynov April 4, 2009

Bang Baby

A child born out wedlock f.k.a. known as a lovechild.

Ex: I wouldn't wife her but I'd work a couple bang babies out that behind.

Ex: How old is your son? He ain't mines thats my girls bang baby

Ex: I know ole' girl she got a bang baby for my boy.

Ex: How you gon' ignore me? It's your bang baby too. You best take care of your responsibility boy!

Bang Baby by bringonthetrumpets December 1, 2009

Baby Head Bang 

The rock 'n roll head banging motion made by a baby/small child while trying to fall asleep in a seated position. The baby/small child's head slowly nods down only to be jerked back up from the uncomfortable position, creating the head banging motion.

Jill your baby looks so cute trying to fall to sleep.
His baby head bang doesn't look that comfortable.

Baby Head Bang by TommyBoy7 August 10, 2010

bing bang baby 

The 4 magical words used for tricking martial arts. Mainly used by the Bing Bang Boys.

Let's go boys! BING BANG BABY!!!

bing bang baby by krakedekuku April 14, 2021

Bang-a-Baby Shot

This shot is made with equal parts blue curacao, peach schnapps, and everclear.

"Dude want a bang-a-baby shot?"

"Um, maybe. Why is it called that"

"Cause it starts smooth, and then you regret it almost instantly"

Bang-a-Baby Shot by Dr Sahn October 12, 2009

bing bang boo boo baby 

A word explaining the sentence of someone who cant have sex with people their age so they have sex with infants

Jack: "Since I can't have sex, im going to commit bing bang boo boo baby

bing bang boo boo baby by bites_za_dusto January 17, 2020

babybangs 

when your swim cap rips out your baby hairs so they turn to small like bangs that are very ugly

“What did you do to your hair?”
“Nothing, these are the babybangs”

babybangs by jaxs July 5, 2019