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someone who stalks children in carriges and when the mother and or father leaves it, they snatch their pray. putting them in their sack and running off to their broken down van to drive off to their apartment. needless to say this was the home where they find daipers and sippy cups all over the floor and a fat out man. with a beard. sucking on a raddle.
hey honey, want sum baby preditor to eat our child?? watch the damn baby!
by blahblachblach April 01, 2010