Top Definition
The act of duct taping life-like baby dolls to your body to serve as armor.

Note: Works best with female midget baby dolls as there are smaller "holes" in the armor.
Joe: I have to go back for a second tour in Iraq. I hope the government has given us a fresh supply of baby body armor.
by fatassblackboy October 10, 2006

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