ba'al teshuvah 

Hebrew. (Lit. 'Master of Repentance'). A Jew who was raised outside the Orthodox tradition, who subsequently adopted Orthodox Jewish customs.

Often abbreviated BT ('bee tee'), especially when spoken.

Fem. form is ba'alas teshuvah (Ashkenaz) or ba'alat teshuva (Sephard).

Plural is ba'alei teshuva.

When Sam became a ba'al teshuvah, he started to observe the sabbath, and now he eats only kosher food.

ba'al teshuvah by Ploni Almoni Doe December 4, 2010

ba'al teshuvah 

A Jew who becomes more [frum] later in life. Plural is ba'al teshuvot.

No more calamar' for the ba'al teshuvah.

ba'al teshuvah by goyische shitheel July 29, 2008

Ba’alaket

An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?

In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.

The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.

“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”

“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”

“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”

Ba’alaket by Byrdlady June 30, 2019

Ba'alzaman 

A dirty nazi admin of the new zealand Xtra DC servers, he is very liberal with bannage, and tried to hump a certain DC player with the excuse of "playing leapfrog"

D4/\/\ |\| 1t!!1. D4t 5t00p1d adminh4xing fob Baal gav3 m3 teh 60mins from teh LV s3rv3r!!1!!1oneoneeleventwelve!!

Ba'alzaman by Skinny February 17, 2005

Baal 

Baal is the hottest lady alive. She is able to pull a sword out of her tiddies like oh my god you can see why kazuhas friend tried to go up against her

God of electro, because she can give you quite the shock
Claims to be the god of eternity, but all anyone can see is spending an eternity in her fat boobs and ass.

Some say if you sit in front of your toilet and masturbate for 69 hours while screaming "mommy" at 3am she will appear in your pity

Loser: have you seen baal? shes kinda weird, im skipping her banner
Superior person: no, have you seen her boobs and fat ass? and shes split an entire island, like she'll be splitting my legs later
Loser: wait fr.... can i join

Baal by mothgutz July 18, 2021

baal 

Slang in Bengali. Pubic hair above penis/vagina. Widely accepted slang in Bangladesh and eastern India just as English people use the word 'fuck'

Baal, I should have played well.
Baal headache.

baal by mandark316 May 23, 2010

louda ka baal 

derogatory cruse in Hindi (Indian Language) used in Indian sub Continent. Literal meaning: pubic hair

Used op say "you idiot"

"louda ka baal"

"that louda ka baal never does what he is told."

louda ka baal by tgkprog October 18, 2009