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Girl to boy: you gonna B.M.P.U tonight?
B.M.P.U by Tumbleweed301 November 8, 2021

e.m.p.t.i.c.i.y.m.a.b.m.p.u.u.i.c.o.y.d. 

Eat My Pussy Till I Cum In Your Mouth And Beat My Pussy Up Until I Cum On Your Dick
Her: daddy
Him: yes?
Her: E.M.P.T.I.C.I.Y.M.A.B.M.P.U.U.I.C.O.Y.D.
Him: bet, i’m on my way

B.Y.P.U.T.Y.C.O.M.D 

Beat your pussy up till you come on my dick
I will disrespectfully b.y.p.u.t.y.c.o.m.d
Standing for "Unidentified Party Bruise".
the common (but not remembered) cause for this is :
a) running into things
b) falling on your face
c) general clumsiness

These contusions are noticed most likely the morning after, with a slightly hungover expression of "huh?"
"Sh**, I totally don't remember getting this U.P.B"

"I thought you punched me in the face, but now I find out I just fell over"

"There is a huge U.P.B. on my leg"

U.P.B. by kittums March 8, 2009

B.U.P.A. 

(Boo-pah) - Big Upper Pussy Area, found mostly on older and/or fat women.
Wow, my teacher has a big BUPA
B.U.P.A. by J. Stizzle August 5, 2003