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Aylesbury Grammar School 

A classic all boys school, where the guys run round grabbing each other's batty's, and obsessing with the dead tings across the other side of the road. Most of these are battymen that are too scared to come out because they'll get rushed by their mandem. Some of these students are often caught simping, like some guys who buy the girls £200 bracelets in the first week of dating. smh.
Boy 1: Look at that simp
Boy 2: He defo goes Aylesbury grammar school

aylesbury estate 

The Queensbridge housing projects of Europe. Located in east walworth "the estates" is the biggest housing project in europe with 10,000 residents, it's not fun to live in, heat went off constantly, rats acted as if they payed rent in the house too, and there were huge holes in the walls. It's the most notorious estate in the UK (yes more notorious than angell town) and tony blair did his speech their once......not much changed.

The bill (cop show) filmed there ALOT i don't know if they still do, because of how it looked, but they are knocking it down soon and gentrifying, oh sorry i mean "regenerating" the area and it's gonna take about 15 years in all...... my old block is last to get knocked down, lots of basketball courts tho.
brixton dude:"where you from bruh? I'm straight from the hood! i'm from the streets son!"
Me: aylesbury estates fam.
Brixton dude: Oh i'm so sorry! are you ok? you must be starving! did you have to fight the rats to get out and visit us?
Me: yeah it was a hell of a fight fam, but i got a wicked jump shot now!
Aylesbury is a small town located between Luton, Milton keynes and close to many shit places such as slough.
Aylesbury is overun by chavs, pakis and rudeboys.
Great place to go if you want to be beaten shitless. After 2 minutes of stepping into aylesbury you will most certanly be offered some of the finest e's and skunk, dealt by the jamaican community and the chavs. Places to avoid at night are stoke mandeville flats, bedgrove park where you WILL be accused of burgalry at least once. (personal expericances).
I lived in aylesbury for 15 years and now live inmaidstonewhich isnt much better, the only difference is in maidstone they are all white wannabes, pikeys, chavs and pricks in aylesbury it is mainly the asian community starting on people who enter the kabab shop they hang in and the black community who from the "hp20" who smack passers by with baseball bats, (again personal experiance).
The schools include The Grange which attempts to educate the asain community but ends up with a teacher getting stabbed with a chisel.

You can find most of the chavs hanging outside mc donalds smoking a spliff and starting on family shoppers.
"Im goin to aylesbury tomorrow"
"Wear a vest and stay hidden"

"oi blud, u got 10?"
"yh blud lets go"

"hi kids! want a tablet!?"
"yeah!"
aylesbury by (dvc) July 3, 2006

Aylesbury High School 

Aylesbury High School is located in Aylesbury- a town near Luton and London. Although popular opinion of Aylesbury is that it is full of pakistanis and chavs (which is true but though most of them are twats, they are also harmless), it is normally safe.

In Aylesbury there are three Grammar schools. The Henry Floyd, The Aylesbury Grammar School(the boys school) and Interlinked with the Grammar, the Aylesbury High School which is a girls school. AGS and AHS are across the road from eachover. They join up for School Plays, clubs and other things.

It is supposedly common Knoweledge that people from AGS arre all gay and people from AHS are Lezzies. They arent, I know of onlyone person who isnt heterosexual, and they are bisexual. if you still think this, try walking between the two sschools in the morning. You wont ever see so many couples snogging in one place, and no gay/lez kissing.
Steve: you going past Aylesbury High School?
John: Yes.
Steve: Good luck.
Aylesbury High School by bobbyface123 December 13, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026