paradox-absorbing crumple zones 

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

paradox-absorbing crumple zones by Bob882 December 20, 2004

absurding 

unreasonable, illogical, silly, joking(absurd combined with kidding)

Person1: Youre going to summer school
Person2: Are you absurding me, no way!

absurding by LeCapitainSmith November 6, 2011

assturbing 

When someone is bothering you, on purpose, and won't leave you alone when you are trying to get something done, they are assturbing you. As in, they are disturbing you, and being an ass about it.

I was trying to do my work and that kid was assturbing me.

assturbing by Brian's dad September 27, 2005

Awesurbing 

A mixture of Awesome and Disturbing, usually used to discribe something from horror or dark programs/books.

The Zombies from "28 Days Later" were really awesurbing.

Awesurbing by Pax the Dreamer January 23, 2011

amurbing 

For when something is both amusing and disturbing.

Trevor in GTAV is amurbing.

amurbing by FIds September 19, 2013

Absorbinglicketly 

An adverb that means both "drunkenly" and "enthusiastically."

Person 1: How did he cook the pizza bites?
Person 2: Absorbinglicketly.
Person 1: Why does he never get that drunk when he drinks with us?

Absorbinglicketly by DJradiotic September 12, 2020

awsurihgraireud 

HUUUGE penis.... so big it will make the other person drool!

Woah Fingus, you got a awsurihgraireud on your hands, that penis is HUGE. lemme suck it.... NOW....

awsurihgraireud by A smart talking bird June 12, 2022