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Kerry: anageofdespair
Lauren: wtf? anage, what the hell does that mean?
Kerry: i dunno lets go on google and look it up
Lauren: Hokay

.....15 minutes later.....

LAUREN & KERRY (in unison): OH ITS AN AGE
Lauren: lolz sounds like anal.

.....the next day.....
Kerry: Hey you know how you got this nickname Emilio?
Emilio: uhh sure
Kerry: explaining
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Kerry: define the word anage, and use it in everyday life
Kerry: that comma wasnt needed
Emilio: Anal Leakage
anage by Anal Sex Crazed Emo Child December 24, 2008
Related Words
anage anageli anagene Anager Arnage
When you are getting ass raped by a problem, with no fucking tools to solve the fucking problem. Fuck.

Derived from "Anal" (relating to or situated near the anus), and "Genes" (molecular unit of heredity of a living organism).
"Anagene. That aint' my lover"

Bob: "You working on Seligram?"
Grace: "Nope. Getting raped by Anagene"
anagene by Dr. Casey Case March 4, 2014
Bro, you are an anageli.
anageli by Amy,ramon March 26, 2016
Losing the wherewithal after 2 drinks to have the human decency to not bite good friends, strangers or family ,a total loss of decorum and self control in the name of anager.
Very likely to hang, leglessly, dangling, from a bathroom stall in the name of du wop cause I’m anagered
Anager by Valschair80@ March 17, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026