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Awful waffle 

When someone is placed onto a table without a shirt at camp and syrup is poured all over the person's body.
Awful waffle! Awful Waffle! Awful Waffle!
Awful waffle by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

Awful Waffle 

None of the below definitions have it right.

The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:

1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Strike with tennis racket hard enough to leave "waffle" print on stomach*.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach*.

Notice that:
- It does not involve a tennis racket being firmly pressed anywhere.


*Other body parts where you can leave a waffle print, such as the face and ass, are also acceptable Awful Waffles, but the stomach is the traditional spot.
if you sit on Thud Mackey's brownies, an Awful Waffle will be the least of your worries.
Awful Waffle by DoubleBastard March 2, 2009

Awful Waffle 

a term used in place of Waffle House
Dude, I've got the munchies. Let's go to Awful Waffle!
Awful Waffle by TheChadAJohnson January 12, 2009

awful waffle 

A game where a bunch of guys stand around a waffle and jerk off on it.

The last one to ejaculate his goodness has to consume the awful waffle.
Dude, lets play awful waffle!!!
awful waffle by Richard Love May 17, 2006

awful waffle 

An "Awful Waffle" is one of two things.
1. When someone gets there pances pulled down and a tennis racquet is smacked hard against there ass, leaving a mark, and syrup is poured over it.
2. A local ska band from Southern New Jersey, also known as A-Dub.
1. This dude is getting an Awful Waffle
2. Did you see the Awful Waffle show last night?
awful waffle by Kyle Groom August 21, 2006

awful waffle 

a girl has her pants pulled down and they hold a tennis racked hard against her butt, then they take a hairbrush up and down the racket.

It was easy to over do. Sometimes they would chant awful waffle. This was a crude variation of the salute your shorts version. They generally stopped when the girl cried a lot or someone felt bad for her.
The worst I've ever heard was a girl was caught takin another girls mp3 player. The camp made her pick up garbage with her hands all day and she even missed lunch.

When she was being punished the other girl had taken syrup and butter from commissary.

They grabbed her at the far end of camp tackled her lifted her tennis skirt and pulled her briefs down, She got the worst Awful Waffle evr, It was sooo bad, her skin was raw!

After it was over the girls stuck a half frozen stick of butter up her butt, poured the syrup on her ass, pulled her briefs up and poured some syrup in her cooch & in her hair!

Her hands were tied in-front of her with tennis racket tape, gave her a little wedgie & sent her on her way. It was really hot that day, and the walk back wasn't short.

The syrup had been done before but it was the first time I heard of a stick of butter being shoved up another girls butt.