Automolested 

When the driver behind you is so impatient or running so fast they pull / or run so close to your rear bumper In an attempt to move you out of the way.

I was automolested by an asshole in a black suv this morning on the interstate.

I was automolested on the interstate this morning. The person came up so fast and rode my ass so much I thought I was going to get creamed.

Automolested by The Biggie Smalls March 26, 2011

autosmiley

The tendency of instant message software like Yahoo to turn groups of characters into smileys that you didn't want to be smileys, making it difficult to get your point across.

I tried to IM "Nice ass! (*)" to someone and it changed the (*) into a lame star smiley.

autosmiley by OffroadGirl March 1, 2005

automisery 

self-loathing, self-hatred, self-hate.

Origin: Greek ("auto, 'self'" + "miso, 'to hate'")

Since misery is a state of hatred of some, or all, of one's surroundings, automisery becomes the hatred of oneself.

Reference: Galdebrach, The Lord of Time; a time-travel series by Dan Trivates

Esau wallowed in automisery, as he reflected on the many poor decisions he had made, over the course of his life.

automisery by Dan Trivates August 21, 2012

Autovile 

Any person who has spent enough money on a car that he/she becomes unbearably prejudiced whenever conversing about cars.
Alternate: A person standing alone being an absolute jerk.

I find that, at parties, when I try to talk about various great cars that an autovile will inevitably steal the conversation by claiming he has tried them all and ended up in an [audience} so privileged that I have to leave, lest I have to give him an expunation of my disgust.

Autovile by You rReal Name November 22, 2019

Automizer

A person with the ability to transform a person or a fictional character to any vehicle of their desire.

Hey dude, I became an Automizer!

Automizer by TheLineShow November 13, 2022