Aunts house

Said “Dar 5halto” popular in millennial and Gen-X darja Arabic - this phrase is a secretive and private way to speak of private. Whether it is someone in prison or you yourself, you can use this phrase.

adnan: did you hear? they got Ahmed.. he’s in his aunts house.

*people pass by*

mohmed: oh…..

Latifa: why haven’t you called me in so long?

Skander: sh.. im at my aunts house.

Latifa: WHAT. BUT IM PREGNANT

Aunts house by wicozico June 13, 2024

My aunts in town 

Period

Can do it tonight my aunts in town.

My aunts in town by Common sense bitch September 10, 2016

Wesminster Dog Show Aunts 

Beloved relatives whose sensibilities and lifestyles nonetheless confound others in the family.

A disclaimer often accompanies a Wesminster Dog Show Aunt, such as "We love Aunt Jenny, but she's a little different. In fact, that's why we love her."

Wesminster Dog Show Aunts by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

My aunts dead 

when giest says my aunts dead

my aunts dead

My aunts dead by pooman February 12, 2004

Aunty Donna 

An Australian comedy trio that is a business front for the distribution of one of the least common illicit drugs in the country, peruvian snow cocaine.

Aunty Donna have also expressed in a interest in acquiring a popular fast-food pizza franchise to aid in the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine, to be delivered hidden in pizza boxes.

Early evidence of Aunty Donna’s involvement in the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine can be viewed freely in the YouTube video, titled “Havent You Done Well 5: Cocaine - 1999 Ep05”, wherein an attractive lunch lady arrives to an office meeting room, after the trip had been imbibing a substantial amount of cocaine in a number of ways, including insufflation, contact to the skin, and rectal funneling.
She seductively ask is the trio had seen her icing sugar, thereby covering the video from any investigation by Australian authorities for possession of illicit substances.

Aunty Donna are the best comedy act.
(“Aunty Donna” being slang for the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine in this example, and “comedy act” being th quality and purity of peruvian snow cocaine.)

Aunty Donna by sven tymanski March 1, 2018

ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.

Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*

ur aunt a croissant by Fastninjamichael April 4, 2018

Aunt Kathy 

A person who always pays too much for things, locks herself out of houses, constantly complains about sports on TV in group settings, and is always posting pictures of cats on Facebook.

Caitlyn, please stop being such an Aunt Kathy and layoff with all the cat posts on Facebook.

Aunt Kathy by Frustrated Nephew May 29, 2017