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Augie Dog 

A total bad-ass kind of guy. Very good looking and the epitome of cool...like in "Vanilla Ice" cool. You get goose bumps and aroused by the mere "thought" of his name. In the Thesaurus, the words Augie Dog are also paired with the words Dynamite, Chuck Norris, Shaft, Super Pimp, Hella Phat....(well, there are actually 97 more pages of paired words). You get the idea. Every young boy dreams of growing up to me an Augie Dog...word!
Do you think Jesus wears a "WWADD" bracelet?

Augie Dog once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called "The Islands".

OMG! OMG! OMG MOM!!!!! I just heard someone say the words "AUGIE DOG!!" MOM!!!!!!!

Sir, sorry, this is "invitation only." Oh, I am so sorry, did you just say you knew Augie Dog? Well, why didn't you say so?
Augie Dog by Howie H February 6, 2010
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D’angie 

A beautiful Chicken Nugget who doesn’t care what people think or say. Will always be there for you no matter what, and always keeps it %100 real with you
Is that an Angel???

“It’s just D’Angie
D’angie by Smiley_Chickennugget August 25, 2018

D’angie 

Dangie is a Beautiful Chicken Nugget who you can always count on no matter what! She’ll always have your back and always keep it %100 Real. She’s quite shy when you very first meet her but as you get to know her, she becomes the most funniest person ever!
Is that an Angel?!

No that’s just D’angie
D’angie by Smiley_Chickennugget August 25, 2018

Dirty Augie 

When two gay men are buttfucking each other, and one pulls out, consumes all of this shit off of his penis, then spits it into the other mans mouth, whilst cumming inside of a rabbit.
“Why is his breath so bad?”
“Oh, that’s because he gave Michael a Dirty Augie”
Dirty Augie by AcGravityYTd March 13, 2019

Angie Daddy

A joke phrase used as a follow-up to "Joe Mama". This makes the victim of the joke feel even more insulted if they fall for it twice. Similar in execution to the "Deez Nuts" type of joke.
John: "Hey, someone was looking for you while you were gone."

Mike: "Yeah, who?"

John: "Joe Mama!!! Ahhhhh!!!!

Mike: "Aw, fuck you man."

John: "No, seriously, there were two people here asking for you."

Mike: "Who?"

John: "Joe Mama, ANGIE DADDY!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!! Dumbass!

Mike: "Go to hell, asshole!"
Angie Daddy by The Slow Kid May 16, 2006

angie&david

the best mf friendship and lovers in the world,the best thing that’s happened to David and he will forever love her he thinks of her every day and night he knows she’s the one. He hopes she thinks the same, Angie/his lover is the most prettiest beautiful person in his eyes and he loves all the things she hates about herself, she might not believe him but he means it. There is so much more to talk about and he can go on and on about her eyes when she looks at him and her face on how beautiful it is to him and her body on how she looks so mf good in anything she where’s he feels down sometimes and she brings his happyness up all the time after she just talks to him. She dousent know it but she’s saved him so many times from giving up on life and made him really think about what he wanted to be and he made the best decision of his life and it’s all thanks to his lover and friend Angie❤️.
Angie&david da best lovers n friends fr
angie&david by Angie&david August 25, 2022

Auggie Dawgie 

A broke boy who’s mom is a college professor and gets bullied and called his little brothers name just to make him mad
Damian* wuss boppin auggie dawgie

Avery* I hate you
Auggie Dawgie by Allie akbar October 10, 2019