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Aberkânerie 

Noun. A statement that is obviously bullshit but will nonetheless convince a large audience to believe it, because the author doubles down on their lie by also pretending they have expertise in the field.

From German origins "Aber-kann" (although possible) and french "ânerie" (donkeys will buy it)
A- So I listened to a podcast where the author says there is a new scientific way to use your brain better.

B- Sounds like bullshit to me. Neuroscientists barely understand how the brain works.

A- but wait he says he knows better because he has three pH.Ds, and has given 400 talks on the topic, and went to Stanford...
B- he is probably faking his resume too. You should stop listening to these Aberkâneries.
Aberkânerie by Picolanaguere March 29, 2022
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K.D Aubert

Black Hollywood Actress of Soul Plane, Friday After Next, Scorpion King, Hollywood Homicide, Turning Point, Frankenfish, etc. deemed the Black Angelina Jolie.
Jason: She had me on that Soul Plane last night with those big ole fish lips!
David: Oh you were with K.D Aubert !
K.D Aubert by DaRealM&M May 20, 2017

aubergine man

This was "Aubergine Man" approved, Old Sport.
aubergine man by s h i t January 16, 2019

Kaeya Alberich 

Our favorite cryo bridge-maker🤩🤩

"Kaeya Alberich is a playable character in Genshin Impact. He is received for free in the Prologue Act I: The Outlander Who Caught the Wind during and after the quest Crash Course.
Kaeya is a Cavalry Captain in the Knights of Favonius. He is held in high regard by the people of Mondstadt—even with all his eccentricities and secrets."
Simp A: Woah look at those Kaeya Alberich tidd- I MEAN HAHA NICE SHIRT 😄

Simp B: Yes...nice shirt indeed 👁👁
Kaeya Alberich by SHSL_Weeb1 December 9, 2020

abercrombie sucks 

They suck. There clothes all look the same. They put their logos on every piece of clothing they make, and they don't make clothes that fit overweight people, which is cruel to some people. All of the so called "cool" kids wear them. Most of them just listen to one direction because the majority of the people that wear them are teenage girls. That is basically about it.
I saw a girl wearing abercombie on youtube. She had one direction posters everywhere. Case Closed. Abercrombie sucks.
abercrombie sucks by DrummerMan November 22, 2013

Aubergine Dreams 

The type of purple eye-liner BrandyAlexander wears in the book Invisible Monsters.. Also mentioned in the song TimeToDance by Panic!AtTheDisco,, which is based on the book..
Brendon: Heyy ryan i love your eye-liner..

Ryro: Aaaw thanks its aubergine dreams \m/

Boys will be boys hiding in estrogen && wearing Aubergine Dreams..
An agbero is an evolved more aggressive version of roadmen and they will not hesitate to use a broken bottle on you if you don't give them want. If you see one slowly back away then run for your life. Run b*tch run. They are located in every part of Africa and some parts of Asia but Asian ones are stupid and can be easily bribed but are still fast and can track you down by scent alone.
AHH I BE THE NUMBER ONE AGBERO OF THIS AREA DONT COME NEA ME OR I GO STAB YOU O
agbero by The thug expert February 1, 2020