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I feel personally attacked 

A (joke) response that shows you can personally relate to content that was meant to be more general.
New York Times headline: Studies show that 2020 has seen a 400% spike in men losing their entire life savings thanks to trading stocks at home.
Man sitting at home trading stocks: "I feel personally attacked."
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Attacked 

Relatable. When you relate hardcore to something someone just said or showed you. Usually meaning "I feel attacked" but light hearted and jokingly
Friend: "Check out this meme that hits too close to your insecurities."
Me: "Attacked"
Attacked by MaimieJeenach August 30, 2019

attackle 

The young child attackled his older sister. The young girl said, "Mom he is attackling me!"
attackle by young persian girl July 28, 2011

crack-attacker 

A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."
"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."
crack-attacker by Doctor_Dean November 4, 2013

Attackcent 

An accent one would have that seems to make everything one says sound hostile. Most of the time, attackcents belong to eastern Europeans, and southeast Asians.
"Nein!" exclaimed Hitler in his Attackcent
Attackcent by Manhattan2112 May 10, 2010

croco-attackhelisexualian 

A makeshift satirical gender, only existing to parody other genders.
"Mom, Dad... I'm croco-attackhelisexualian."
"A what?"
"A CROCO-ATTACKHELISEXUALIAN!"
"The fuck is that? Are you gay? I always thought you were a little faggot."
"No, it's a makeshift satirical gender according to urban dictionary - so I thought I'd become it."
"How could we raise such a faggot?"

Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

Water Earth fire air long ago the four nations lived together in harmony then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked only the Avatar master of all four elements could stop them but when the world needed him most he vanished 100 years passed and my brother and I discovered the new avatar an Airbender named Aang and although his airbending skills are great he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone but I believe Aang can save the world (cue Avatar music)
Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked