|1.||at your cervix|
'at your service' in words of Pierce Hawthorne, TV Series Community character, thinking he's answering a lady.
Yep, he is such a charming old chap.
gay guy: "Excuse me, are you Pierce Hawthorne of Hawthorne Wipes?"
Pierce: "*At your cervix!* Oh sorry, I thought you are a lady. ...you can use that cervix line if you want."