Asterism 

Any one of a number of heinously outdated colloquialisms; their rhetorical power lies in their deplorable ability to frustrate or incite hilarity. Upon utterance, a speaker will likely generate the following behavioral, cerebral, or emotional responses:
1) Externalized disgust (behavioral)
2) Debilitating brain aneurisms (cerebral)
3) Crushing submission (emotional)
They should be avoided in day-to-day vernacular, and hopefully eventually removed from English nomenclature.

Various Asterisms:
Alas (conjunction)
Up a crick (prepositional phrase)
Circle the wagons (verb)
Po-dunk (adjective)
MMMMMkay (declarative)
Cotton-picking (adjective {racial})
By golly (declarative)
Gosh darn (defamatory)
Rats (declarative)
Hippity-hoppity (crack whore)
Gung-ho (adjective)
The list goes on...

Asterism by drizzake & co. April 23, 2008

Astleism 

adjective.

Referance to a level of stupidity and incompetance greater than that of George W Bush.

a security guard falling asleep on duty and allowing equipment to just be carried out unauthorised.

Astleism by An amused internet user September 15, 2004

Anteism 

The definition of being so stupid or retarded that you sound like your spitting and talking at the same time while laughing very loud.

He seems like he has Anteism after sounding that stupid.

Anteism by Vidalism March 1, 2018

asterısm 

a group of stars

look its a asterısm

asterısm by 00000000q August 10, 2020

Astrism

prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against a person or people on the basis of their astrological sign

"A programme to combat astrism"

Astrism by Gageygainz March 16, 2021

asheismymom 

hottest, sexiest, nicest, coolest person EVER on tiktok and also did i mention hot

guy1: hey look at that really really hot person over there
guy2: oh yeah that’s asheismymom

asheismymom by asheismymom June 3, 2021

Alteism 

A philosophy espousing or reflecting values different from those of the establishment or of mainstream culture.

Emile's values are very different from that of mainstream culture and establishment; she might be a follower of Alteism.

Alteism by booktaster October 5, 2022