Carl Astbury

Someone who has massively large pectorals muscles, strong enough to bench-press 2 cows, WITH NO ARMS.

This person also guzzles energy drinks and strives to have sex 24/7.

Guy 1: Dude! Did u see that guy with no arms having sex in public with that blond chick, while bench-pressing 2 cows and drinking Monster through his soda hat?

Guy 2: Ya, he was Carl Astbury

Carl Astbury by Destructo Man of Spaghetti April 22, 2011

Shaun Astbury 

Stage name Mario Marconi.

Starred in Big Brother 9 in the UK.

Commonly considered to be the most popular house mate ever. Boasting a 14 million strong fan base. Having his own fan club where he comes from.

He is often nicknamed "the manager" or "the facilitator" with directly relates to his business prowess.

He has famously slept with 200 women who notably fell for his health and safety awareness.

A real mans man, everyone loves Shaun/Mario!

Man1: "Hey Mario Marconi is on TV, AGAIN!"

Man2: "Oh you mean Shaun Astbury?... Yeah, he's on TV 'cause he's a ledge!"

Shaun Astbury by CAZZZZZZZa July 7, 2008

Haight Ashbury 

Neighborhood in San Francisco which was dubbed the LSD capital of the world in the 1960's

Haight and Ashbury were technically streets that intersected, but was soon to be known as just "Haight Ashbury"

Haight Ashbury by gymbabe31 June 14, 2006

Mr. Asbury 

the best english teacher to walk the earth, he's a bully who likes K-pop. And he likes to bully his students whenever he can. 👍

Student: Hey is that Mr. Asbury?!

Me: Uhm yeah, I heard he’s a bully.
Student: That’s a L

Mr. Asbury by cray crayon March 4, 2022

Asbury Park

A historic city on the Jersey Coast. At the moment it is not the safest place to b, with a lot of crime. It is currently undergoing a large-scale "renovation" and is becoming a nicer area to be. It is best known as the place where Bruce Springsteen began his career, at the Stone Pony.

I used to always go to the Stone Pony in Asbury Park, New Jersey.

Asbury Park by Craig ARC April 29, 2006

asbury park

Jersey's forgotten jewel.

It's a damn shame what happened the Asbury Park.

asbury park by Tommy Roast Beef July 27, 2006

Haight Ashbury 

A street corner in San Francisco which was considered the drug market of the 60's. Home to the Grateful Dead and other bands of this era. the in place to be of the 60's.

Now, it is full of head shops, record and clothing stores. A fun place to visit if you like vintage things.

Person 1- Dude, this is a rare LP, where'd u get it?
Person 2- Over at Haight Ashbury

Haight Ashbury by MMRL64 May 26, 2009