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assthlete 

A semi or professional sports player involved in something illegal, stupid or asinine.
Bringing a gun into a locker room?

What an assthlete!
assthlete by jpgpcg January 22, 2010
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When somebody's asshole is so loose that when they fart, it makes no noise, instead it releases a puff of air similar to a breath.
The exhale of the butt.
He got sodomized by a pole, now he doesn't fart, he asshales.
asshale by ZT1997 November 20, 2013
Party City Ndubb's word for acetate, the stuff you print tags on for shelf.
i need som mo asstape little
asstape by bmatyeah December 8, 2006

asstalkin' 

When you don't really know what you are talking about, but you feel you have to give an opinion, you are asstalkin'. Sort of like talking without engaging your brain- talking "out your ass." Asstalkin' can defy common sense, or make no sense at all.
When my boyfriend tells me I can drive on tires that are bald, (and I know better), that's asstalkin'!!
asstalkin' by dorian chicago February 26, 2010
Talking out of your ass.
Deborah, that's ASSTALK!! ASSTALK, Deborah!! ASSTALK!!
asstalk by assman March 7, 2004
when you are craving lovely man ass.
william was in the mood for a hairy ass muffin, he was lloking for an asshale.
asshale by guillermo pepe December 27, 2007