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Ass Pwnage 

The act of taking a man's penis, and inserting it between a female's butt cheeks, The man then tells the woman to stand on her head while the man jumps up and down.
My girlfriend let me give her Ass Pwnage last night, Now my dick is really sore.
Ass Pwnage by Extremist16 June 6, 2009
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asswanger© 

A man whom uses his member in the act of any heterosexual or homosexual anal insertion.
One who partakes in the wanging of the ass of another.
Ryan Seacrest is an asswanger
asswanger by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008
Sponge on a stick used to clean the butt.
bring me the assponge leroy!
assponge by jedy November 17, 2005
In pimp circles this terminology is used to describe a ho's value on a spectral scale as pertaining to profit.
Jim-Jam: This ho be slack late, blud. Her asswage is less den Carmendy and Zircogna. I'm una introduce her to the stairs to be blunt.
L-Ices: Seen, seen, blud. Zharmay's asswage is getting real flo. When she get back from aborting the fetus umma make Desoynté bottom bitch.
Jim-Jam: Seen.
asswage by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 28, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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