Top Definition
Original meaning: The act of putting your socks on to your feet

Derived meaning: To waffle in such a way that those listening become totally disorientated
Origianl meaning example: Have you assockolated this morning?

Derived meaning example: I haven't a clue what he's assockolating about (The derived meaning comes from the ancient ritual of placing a sock over your enemy's head so that they did not know where they where.)
by Kezza September 10, 2004

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