bellpepper ass nose

a male or female who has a big ass nose that controls there entire face

shawn is always talkin shit with his big ass bellpepper ass nose

bellpepper ass nose by Mz.GOODIE June 19, 2009

Big Ass Nose 

Thomas Monier

Dang man you got a big ass nose. Squidward looking headass. Boy smelled that roast coming from a mile away.

Big Ass Nose by Thomas'Nose December 12, 2018

Assnostic 

The religious belief which holds that all asses, butts, booty, and junk trunks of all shapes, colors, and sizes are equally sexually attractive. Strict assnostics will worship butts no matter what their age or condition, although many assnostics practice their religion on only a limited scale (e.g. they worship asses of any color, as long as they are young and small, etc.)

Joe: "Do you want to talk to the girl with the flat ass, the one with the large ass, or the one with the freckled ass in the bikini."

Paul: "Yes, because I am a strict Assnostic."

Assnostic by The Assnosticator April 2, 2011

assosexual 

Someone (typically male) who loves to tap ass, and does not care which gender the ass belongs to.

Big Tony just got out of the state pen, and he's looking for some ass. He's posting in m4m, m4w, he doesn't care, he's an all-around assosexual.

assosexual by Assman_Montana October 26, 2011

Assnossis 

When a person is orally pleasuring another while their nose rubs the ass of that person, directly on the anus.

In addition to a great blowjob, my wife treated me with some assnossis.

Assnossis by Frank Palace January 14, 2012

assnorexia 

when a female thinks their ass is flatter than it actually is

Your ass looks fine why do you keep complaining about it? I think you might have assnorexia.

assnorexia by T Rut January 14, 2016

Assnosis 

The act of inducing a trance-like state via the use of an Amazing, hypnotic butt, usually by swaying or other repetitive motions

“My god, i think i spent five minutes just staring at that girls butt”
“So you experienced Assnosis?

Assnosis by skullman2033 September 7, 2020