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someone programme solely for the love of the ass
dude, check out carl the fucking assmachine!
by assmachine July 15, 2003
1. a person who doesnt shut up and is being such an ass that he or she him or herself has to be spewing out soo much ass or bullshit that they are a machine.
" god damn john is such an ass machine talking toilet mouth about that hoodrat whore whittnie"
by bryan... July 14, 2006