asslicker 

1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.

2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.

They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.

asslicker by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015

Ben Asslick 

an illuminati Puppet a.k.a. Ben Affleck who directs propaganda the movie and promoting phony Kony 2012 with Jason (see kony 2012 celebs ) who also Defends TSA 'Dick Grabbing'. This youtube video is going viral and youtube is manipulating the viewer counter.

infowars.com/ben-affleck-defends-tsa-dick-grabbing/

ignorant sheeple : "wanna go to the movie tonight? "

awake one from the Matrix : " yeah? who's in it? "

ignorant sheeple :" Ben Affleck "

awake one from the Matrix : " uh, u mean Ben Asslick! I mma BBA. "

ignorant sheeple : " BBA? "

awake one from the Matrix : " Boycott Ben Asslick. He is promoting UN genocide through Phony Kony 2012 & TSA Dick Grabbing. "

ignorant sheeple : " ........" ( awkward pose )

Ben Asslick by Matrix, Follow the Rabbit hole October 27, 2012

asslick 

Anal stimulation by a good thorough lickage

I gave Mrs Darcy a damned good asslicking last night. Then she gavce me an asslick back. Very nice woman.

asslick by Licko August 3, 2006

assneck 

the part of skin that joins your balls to your ass (a.k.a. the gooch and taint)

god your assneck must stink because you just told the room you wipe forward.

assneck by schultz October 16, 2004

Ben Assfleck 

Synonym: Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck acted like Ben Assfleck in Daredevil lawl.

Ben Assfleck by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

assneck 

The fleshy area between one's scrotum and ass

Oh god my assneck is on fire!!

assneck by Billy Dean December 4, 2002

Autoerotic Asslicksiation

The act of a dog or cat who, in the act of personal grooming, lingers too long in their personal area, causing an awkward state of self-arousal.

Bill's Doberman was just sitting on the floor when his personal grooming turned into an act of autoerotic asslicksiation. We were all very uncomfortable.

Autoerotic Asslicksiation by Inmown Werdz June 27, 2008