Baked Asslaska

When at a party, a strangers house or a random RV. Taking a shit onto a cookie sheet and putting it in the oven on medium heat. The smell won't get out of that room/house for several days afterwards

I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and some random left a Baked Asslaska in the RV for the drive back to South Bend.

Baked Asslaska by jamesohoh7 October 15, 2007

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Asslay

In piglatin. Normal English term meaning Lass
Counterpart of Adlay (Lad) but female.
1) Likes to staunch c*nts.
2) Pills don't make them happy.
3) Says "Eshays" a lot

1) Eshays all my asslays, lets go staunch them c*nts.
2) Asslays take it up the Umbay.

Asslay by Staunch September 2, 2006

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asslashed

Asslashed is a unexpected nasal sensory attack and injury to one's neck movement in disgust to someone’s foul ass gas making them nauseated. Symptoms include verbal disgust, immediate evacuation of the vicinity of the person smelling such, feelings and/or actual vomiting, , noticeable change in one's candor and/or appearance from pleasant to disgusted.

The ass gas that came out of Richie's was so foul, gross, and repulsive, that I got asslashed.

asslashed by SWROBERTS August 12, 2018

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asslasticity

the scale at which a mans hind sphincter is rated for tightness.

I cant take another 6 months in jail without losing all my asslasticity.
The perfect fart requires a perfect balance of ass wind, butt gravey, and asslasticity.

asslasticity by bate master dick November 21, 2010