Assamassadopholus 

Assamassadopholus is anything the user wants it to be, or means anything the user wants it to mean.

ie: its a replacement word for absoltely anything that would be of benifit to you, the user

its pretty much a lifesaver, and the single most important word in the entire universe

Teacher: whats the name of the 5th planet out from the sun?

Student: umm, assamassadopholus

Teacher: no, the answer is Jupiter

Student: thats what assamassadopholus means!

Assamassadopholus by Layles February 24, 2009

asalamalakum 

Islamic/Muslim greeting meaning "peace be on to you". Answered with Alaikum Salaam meaning "And on to you be peace".

Guy: Asalamalakum
Guy #2: Alaikum Salaam my brother

asalamalakum by Heavtastic January 11, 2017

asslamp 

A person that is a smart jerk.

Billy : "Hey, I figured out your problem, your mom is fat"
Jimmy : "You are an asslamp"

asslamp by Nolat January 5, 2004

asalamalakum 

a greeting....

should reply with lakum salam

guy: Asalamalakum my brothas and sistas
croud: Lakum Salam

asalamalakum by D-res July 2, 2005

gay ass lama

A boy named Jayden.

Look at this gay ass lama,Jayden

gay ass lama by delaineeee.m March 29, 2017

asalamalakum 

peace be with you, with you peace.

Joe: "Goodbye!"
Isaac: "asalamalakum."

asalamalakum by thatmannamedjim December 23, 2016

asslammer 

Assslammer, to "slam" "ass", referring to homosexual intercourse, but used as an insult. First used as a school insult after people got wind of "shitstabber". They then began making up their own ignorantly sexist insults.
I first heard this about a year ago, and as others have heard this it is now spreading across areas soon it may have spread completely if it hasn't already. (Mainly among townies yes the yobs who wear tracksuits all day)

"Get lost you assslammer!"
or
"Go assslam each other"

asslammer by dEATHkRAMMER November 27, 2004