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Such a sweet girl, a total doll. Probably of an Italian background. Curly brunnette hair and darling chocolate-colored eyes. A bit on the religious side, but you respect her for it. Always stylish and lookinig cute, even when she's out jogging. Athletic and super focused, loves her friends with all her heart (which is HUGE). Is up for anything.
A: Hey did you just see Assunta jog by?
B: Yeah, and she's looking fiiiiine
Assunta by savmoone August 28, 2011
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When the vagina and/or asshole are ripped forming one rift.
Damn bitch, I just ripped your vagina and made you an asscunt.
asscunt by Heywood Ublomie April 2, 2009
i wish my mom was an assunta
Assunta by ;) vcaiudvhcbakudhvboad November 24, 2011

Assbunthole 

Combination of the words asshole, bitch and cunt. Used for decribing someone, usually female, whose actions are almost indescribable in a negative context. Enables the user to use such negative words without fear of reprisal, as the actual word sounds less negative than it truly it.
"Whenever she's around her friends, she's such a total assbunthole to me."
Assbunthole by Christian Fuentes January 10, 2009
A term some men give their ass, which they pretend is a vagina.
Stick it in my asscunt.
asscunt by xxoo May 14, 2003
A bitchy bully who degrades you and does not help you at all . Motherfucking asscunt.

Like this girl: Katie Akulova
Katie is an asscunt

assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt 

Person 1: "Man, Peter is such an assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt.
Person 2: "Amen"