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Gooch Assasin 

A 'Gooch Assasin' is a man who takes pleasure in hand slapping the gooch of another man. A gooch assasin may or may not have acutal ninja skills. There are a particularly disturbing comunity of Gooch assasins who attack their prey when showering.

A perjorative term used to describe someone of the same gender who has invaded your personal space.
Walter the Gooch Assasin waited quietly in the wardrobe for Stuart to enter the hotel room and undress. As soon as Stuart was naked Walter cartwheeled across the room and slapped him right on his exposed gooch.

While Xavier was waiting in line Timothy pressed closer than Xavier felt comfortable with. To alert Timothy Xavier said "geez Timothy could you take a step back, you don't have to stand so close you gooch assasin!' Timothy got the point and backed it up.
Gooch Assasin by The padre October 17, 2009
you spelt it wrong you fucking moron
assasin by Allah August 3, 2004

assasins 

Guy 1: Look at those assasins!
Guy 2: WTF are assasins? Do you mean Assassins?
assasins by Reincarnator May 5, 2007

anal assasin 

a man who fucks you in the ass without the courtesy to lube up first.
i totaly watched this anal assasin go to town on this guy.

jim is an anal assasin.
anal assasin by doogy man April 4, 2006

fun assasin

A person who no matter how much fun people are having around them can suck the fun out of that situation.
oh great hear comes my wife the fun assain.
fun assasin by bluntmaster November 4, 2003

assasinistic 

to be cold, separate from the people around you, yet influential, and can be mostly perceived as dark, as well as misguided.
You assasinistic (insert word)
What an assasinistic way of thinking
assasinistic by Nodnarb Rellim March 13, 2010