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When your dog, in order to scratch his ass, drags it across the carpet with his front paws up as if he is riding a motorcycle.
"Hey man -- check out my dog - he's got a bad case of assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is). He looks like he's riding a motorcycle across the carpet."
by Black Turner December 12, 2013