Asshole: Someone who won't get off your ass about something.
Hence the term asshole because it is almost impossible for you to get rid of an asshole. That sentence can be taken two ways.

An asshole is usually a person, someone that goes around causing you trouble. Making your life hell, until they get you to get so pissed off that you tell them off. In telling them off, they often laugh, because some angry people are pretty funny.

Assholes at school are usually the preps, that only date jocks in high school. And are usually all up yo' bizniss like they own you. Acting like they own the place, when they don't. Nosy, and like bitching around the whole school. Like previously stated they start shit with you for fun, and snicker at you in the halls. Usually because you have a better sense of humor, have better skills, they are jealous, or because they just don't like you for who you are. They honestly need to learn to be more accepting and tolerant.

We're all assholes at one point in life. C'est la vie (that's life).

Asshole Chad: What do you know about that guy. *points*
Person 1: That guy is so funny.
Asshole Chad: But he's so hard to get to, he's cute though.
Person 1: He's a great guy.
Asshole Chad: He's an asshole, he never talked to me. I don't like him as much as I used to. *asks someone else* What do you know about that guy?
Person 2: That guy is effing awesome.
Asshole Chad: I still don't like him. He's an asshole. *makes up some other BS excuse for not liking him*
Person 2: Well it does take one to know one.

Chad is an asshole. Nuff Said.
by banlo990 June 08, 2007
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Your current boss.
"I work for SUCH an ASSHOLE."
by Anonymous December 05, 2002
someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead....
Sean is the biggest fucking asshole I've ever met in my life!
by Jenna Tools November 30, 2002
Your butt hole. Were your shit comes out.
"I got hair on my asshole!"
by escapedgoat September 30, 2004
A person in another car who cuts you off to get to the next lane, almost hits you while talking on the phone.
that asshole just cut me off
by miney May 28, 2005
An obnoxious, arrogant, self-centered male who women can't seem to get enough of.
Stan thought his relationship with Jenny was great until she dumped him for an asshole.
by vicfan March 24, 2004
Anyone who doesn't do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it.
That asshole took my parking space.
by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 01, 2004
The worst kind of person. You cannot fully construct a meaning that fully encompasses what this vicious insult means. If you're an asshole, you are disgusting, loathesome, vile, distasteful, wrathful, belligerent, agoraphobic, and more. Assholes are human fecal matter. They are the lowest of the low. They transcend all forms of immorality. It is the very worst of insults; to be called an asshole is to have your very soul ripped apart and shat on. I say that the word "asshole" is the worst cussword of the english language, worst than fuck, shit, and cunt combined.
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by Eric Melech April 16, 2005
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