This is a phrase used for the guy that everyone knows is a douche bag. A pet name for someone who is not desirable.
by L-Dawg81 May 12, 2010
Damn I must be some kind of assclown magnet. I got Chris sitting on one sid and shane on the other. I must have really done something bad in a preivous life
by Some Dude August 27, 2004
The term "Captain Assclown" would be the king of all assclowns. A person who for many years has contantly proven him/herself as an idiot or useless being.
"Bush is the Captain Assclown of USA" would be an example of this word even though it as an opinion and not proven to be fact, it is still an example of this word.
by Superior Intellect October 5, 2004
by Anonymous April 3, 2003
A sorry ass excuse for a junior college that is AKA Austin Community College. ACC is composed of losers who could not get into UT. Most of them live in apartments with friends from high school, and love to tell lies, but call them "funny little jokes."
by ijustwannakissyou November 17, 2006
Anyone named Mark whose last name begins with ANY letter of the alphabet...Especially "W"! Mark W. sounds like a No Talent Assclown.
by 2Charmin August 7, 2008