a person that goes into people's asses and digs out all the shit so they can eat it or sell it on ebay
donald ballato is such an ass burgler, i saw him with a piece of my shit and he said he was getting $400 for it on ebay
by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003
one who steals ones virginity through the ass.(anal rape)
Oh, there is the guy I slept with two nights ago, he's such an assburgler!
by Jenner Dalgleish/ Matthew H. February 14, 2008