assbanger 

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.

Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.

assbanger by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003

assamonger 

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.

Jon Remple is an assamonger.

assamonger by Jack Linehan October 10, 2006

asswanger

One who partakes in the wanging of the ass of another.

Ryan Seacrest is an asswanger

asswanger by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008

asshanger

An uninvited and unwanted participant in a social situation, especially a loud, insulting, or disruptive individual.

Joe wouldn't shut up last night. We didn't even want that asshanger around, anyway!

asshanger by DJ16 January 30, 2009

assalanges 

This is your ass cheeks. If your normal there should be a giant hole in the middle. Shat should come out of this.

Your Assalanges are fucking ginourmous bob!

assalanges by MFHANDYHAND May 16, 2018

Grandma assbanger

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.

Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know

Grandma assbanger by Grandpa assbanger August 25, 2013