n. Obnoxious overly high-tech person who insists on conspicuously using or ranting about yet another needless elitist tech gadget OR the device itself.
Bilbo: Let's go to the pizza place with wifi and order off their web site right from the parking lot.
Fred: You're such a f-ing assPod.
Gary: If Bilbo shows me one more time how many songs he has on his iPod, I'm gonna shove it up his butt and turn it into an assPod.
A steaming ball of ass mucous shot from the anus at high velocity like a well prepared snot rocket launched from your poo girdle.
"Bitch! I was layin down some napalm last night and shot an asspod so big it could wack yo ass back to frisko!"