stripper fingering ass-whipping A daring maneuver performed by only the drunkest (or dumbest) of strip club goers, the magic thumb is when you slip your thumb into a woman's down-stairs mix-up, typically unapproved and almost always uncalled for.
Johnny slipped Muffin the magic thumb at the strip club the other night; those bouncers sure gave him an ass-whipping.
An angry fantasy football team, whose shitty record year after year comes from endless ass whippings and torment by more formidable fantasy teams. You'll see this team vent frustrations on fantasy football message boards, usually using words like "cobra", "seabiscuit", and "weenie".
Meast's Beasts has a real shitty team this year.
Wideway - (Noun) The shorter and wider way of any way longer than it is wide. All sideways, driveways, highways, walkways or perhaps best explained - runways have a physically constructed wideway running in a perpendicular manner to the long way.
used as a verb......
Wideway (Verb) - making a brisk and broad physical relocation movement (often in a circular pattern) in gaining separation, ideally going unnoticed in getting the fuck out of the oncoming broad sweeping path of trouble. This preemptive measure is customarily associated and necessary in foiling high levels of drama, stress, possible trouble with the PoPo (5.0), bitter exe's, connections you owe money to on a front and don't have the cash, ass whippings, etc., etc.
Example: (used as a noun)
News Anchor: "This just in to the channel 20 news room, and as follow up to this late breaking story..... On scene Aviation Traffic Safety Board Investigators have just released the following press statement. The drunk, sleep deprivated and disoriented pilot while attempting a North to South landing approach, fucked up and came in on a East to West wideway heading. No further information regarding possible injuries and fatalities has been released. We will keep you apprised of future findings and developments."
Example - "Hurry you "stuck on stupid" mother fucker, we gotta get wideway and now! Here comes your crazy dope dealing baby momma and I heard her new boyfriend is DEA!"
The angry and forgotten step-child of Southern California Christian universities. Biola students are prone to discussing unoriginal, and useless Biblical rhetoric. They eat because President Corey tells them to. They go to class, because they are scared of whippings. And they go to chapel 5 times a day to readjust the stick up their ass.
So an APU student and a Biola student are having a conversation in a coffee shop. The APU student is very insightful, offering witty dialogue and original ideas. Meanwhile, the Biola student is busy thumbing through his Student handbook to see if holding a conversation with some one other than a monk is sanctioned.