ass-wiping instructions 

patronizing and/or obvious instructions

Humble Worker: "I just thought you'd want to know that docID # 1390882 in the database won't convert to PDF."

Jackass Supervisor: "Did you tag it as a conversion error?"

Humble Worker: "Um, yeah... I don't need ass-wiping instructions."

ass-wiping instructions by Humble Worker March 10, 2011

wiping your ass with a hoop 

being involved in a situation that doesn't seem to have an end..going in circles and not getting any results

trying to herd cats is like wiping your ass with a hoop

wiping your ass with a hoop by skinner54 May 24, 2010

wiping my ass

1. Dismissing an action from one's attention
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.

Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"

"Yo Jordan, did you hear about the test grades?! The average was below a 40%."

"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"

wiping my ass by Urban yahtzee May 28, 2018

wiping of the ass

a funny but crude way of saying "no problem" or "business as usual".

"Hey you fixed that problem like no sweat!"

"Yep, all part of the wiping of the ass, my friend."

wiping of the ass by Sascha Dinkelmann November 26, 2005

whiping my ass 

an other word for kissin ass.

hey man you look nice today i like your hair, nikka quit whiping my ass i dont like you!

whiping my ass by ilymom December 19, 2009