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Ass Protein Powder 

When a man has a woman shit into a cup the he grinds into a finite powder. This powder is used as protein powder as he eats it before a workout and then she pisses in his mouth to wash it down
Dude instead of my normal soy pre workout protein I tried Ass Protein Powder with my Girlfriend

That’s great man, what flavor?

Ass.

Powder-ass 

Someone who constantly needs their butt-hurt soothing and pacified. Usually privilege deniers.

ie "I am not racist! I am no sexist! Its not racist to say no to pregnant female refugees and Mexicans really are criminals. I am crying right now because you called me racist." reply: "stop being a powder-ass white boy."
ie "I am not racist! I am not sexist! Its not racist to say no to pregnant female refugees and Mexicans really are criminals. I am crying right now because you called me racist." reply: "stop being a powder-ass white boy. I will not soothe your butt-hurt over this."
Powder-ass by habilis February 28, 2016

Powder Coat That Ass 

When you spanked that ass so hard, that when you pull out and blow your load on it, it hardens instantly, like a fine red powder coat.
“I spanked that ass so hard, it was bright red, and the heat radiating off of it baked my cum in a hard blazing red finish.”

“Bitch, keep running your mouth and I Will powder coat that asS!”

ass power 

When all employees are at work
We're going to get this office caught up because I have ass power.
ass power by asspower July 28, 2012

Nigga Ass Power Gyat 5

When you see some big gyat from a nigga women.
That nigga has a Nigga Ass Power Gyat 5, that's crazy!

Ignorant Pompous Powdered Ass (IPPA) 

An individual consumed by their irrational belief that they are better than others based on a large quantity of money they in a hard way. They typically reek of arrogance and have no concept of harsh times. Usually sheltered from opposing viewpoints, that threaten their fragile understanding of how the real-world works, they are impressively narrow minded. IPPA's are typically well educated and mostly come from well-to-do families. They believe deep down they are truly a good person although others may see them as full of themselves and judgmental. Although many do not see, behind this fancy curtain of success lies a frail, insecure and unworthy identity desperately trying to fill the empty void in their lives. BEHOLD! THE MIGHTY IPPA!
Bro 1: "Dude that Ignorant Pompous Powdered Ass (IPPA) just tried to act better than me, but I saw right through him and shut him down."
Bro 2: "Gnarly bro! Ista karma on that powdered ass!"
Bro 1 & Bro 2: "DUUUDE!"