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Ass Muncher 

A person that is too far up his or her own ass to know any better. An ass muncher will always look out for number one and too preoccupied to care.
Being the ass muncher that he is, John ate the last donut and didn't even save me any.
Ass Muncher by buzznjackal August 22, 2003

ass munchin 

One who constantly has their nose up the bosses ass. He or she will purposely try to make you look bad so that they look good.
Adam is over there ass munchin again.
ass munchin by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

Ass muncher 

to chow down on the anal region of another human being with pleasurable intent.
Ass muncher by Mr Munecricket February 21, 2009

ass munching cunt face 

The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt

ass muncher 

a true ass hole

some one who munches lots of ass
shrooms: ily bitchh.
annitto: -_____________-
shrooms: fucking ass muncher
ass muncher by shroomsyo April 9, 2010

Ass muncher 

One who munches (feasts upon) asses (generally by licking bum holes).
Bystander: Jesus Croyst! What the fuck are you doing you ass muncher?!?!
Ass muncher: "incoherent mumbling" -> "answered your own question there didn't you mate."
Ass muncher by Ill Doctor September 20, 2014