ass hump

A male with the uncanny ability to turn his charm on and off as it benefits him. He will fuck you hard one minute then dismiss you and your feelings for him. He is more than just a player. He posses an amazing smile, the distinct art of conversation, bedroom eyes, a kissing master and more than adequate below the belt.

I just want a good man, especially after dating that ass hump Clayton.

ass hump by pas'mom December 16, 2018

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Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP

This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017

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hump ass

Child-bearing hips on a man. This guy has a badonkadonk, usually accentuated by unflattering grandpa slacks; similar to the Hunchback of Notre Dame...but his hump is his ass. This is a very unfortunate condition.

George Michael Bluth from Arrested Development has a hump ass. When a guy wears old man pants, you can easily see his hump ass.

hump ass by YuniBroughman November 13, 2010

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ass humper

someone who humps someone elses ass

my teacher ms.nelson is an ass humper

ass humper by Anonymous May 7, 2003

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humpty ass

Silly, stupid, forgetful

My humpty ass forgot to save my paper and I lost it when my computer crashed.

humpty ass by Taco Tea Co. May 19, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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