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Ass Gut Punch 

To punch your lady friend in the gut after anal sex causing her to tighten her sphincter muscle while simultaniously yanking your cock out in order the clean the shit off.
Dude, I totally fucked ashley in the ass last night! How did the go? Good! But after we were done I had to give her the ass gut punch because she had shit on my cock.
Ass Gut Punch by oz man cometh November 5, 2010
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Garbage Ass Guts 

The indulgence of foods that do not agree with you resulting in flatulence and forceful excrement within a short time frame of consumption.
Hey, be sure your Uncle don't get ANY dairy. You know he got them garbage ass guts.
Garbage Ass Guts by anonymous January 2, 2021

I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire. 

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

Bitch-Ass Cock-Mongering Gutter Slut 

A person who is being extremely annoying, unreasonable, frustrating, or simply a massive whore.
Person 1: I went to the store today and the lady in front of me bought so much stuff it took forever.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.

Gutsman's ass

A moment in an old cartoon known as Mega Man, where we see a glimpse of the robotic rump of a evil character known as Guts man. This is made fun of in YTP's and if searched on you tube, will be found immediately.
Megaman: It's Gutsman (see's gutsman's ass)

*dun dun!*

Gutsman: Thats right megatwerp!
Gutsman's ass by SolidSnake123 January 1, 2010

gutter slut tramp ass ho 

A girl that is promiscuous.
My goodness gracious me, Ms Cyrus is quite the gutter slut tramp ass ho, wouldn't you say old bean? Tip top, tally ho.

Guthrie's Ass 

Have you seen Guthrie's Ass? It's Huge!