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Ass Grazer 

Act of eating the asshole in a slow and meticulous manner. These people usually go back for seconds and thirds. Very similar to ass muncher. An ass grazer can refer to both male and female participants. This definition like many of its users swings both ways.
Elton John is such an ass grazer

Ass Grazer by Robert Kriehn February 15, 2008

ass grabber

grabs males ass. aka queena
ass grabber by sunny_17 October 12, 2006

ass grabbery 

Ass grabbery is the act of severe flirtation and/or lots of snuggling. A frequent moment when this phrase is required when a couple are being affectionate and staring into each others eyes. This is 'mental ass grabbery'. The actual ass grabbery comes later when they're flirting or snuggling. You may get the foreboding sense of impending ass grabbery is someone is coming onto you or if a friend is engaged in conversation with a nice young lady/man.
Friend: Look at that, total ass-grabbery.
Other Friend: Yeah, I ship them by the end of the night.

or

Someone: You have a girlfriend now?

Someone Else: Dude, did you not get the foreboding sense of impending ass grabbery?
ass grabbery by scarebearface March 14, 2011

ass-grabber 

A man who thinks he is an alpha male, always trying to assert his dominance by forcefully touching women in inappropriate areas. He believes that by treating women like objects and sex toys, he can somehow prove his worth as a man. These men often have a distorted view of gender roles and power dynamics, seeing themselves as entitled to control and possess women however they please.
The ass-grabber who called me a simp ended up being arrested for sexual battery against a woman.
ass-grabber by Type2GenomeManiac December 31, 2023

punk ass 8th grader

8th graders that think they are huge bad ass' and act all tough. Generally they hang around in "town" as Main Street or the huge mini mall in town. All of them are anti-drinking/smoking because they all live in the 8th grade dream. Many believe that they are captains of the universe due to the fact they are in 8th grade. Punk ass 8th graders are in the worst stage during the last two months of school so watch out in April/May/June for them.
Man those punk ass 8th graders were just hanging out at the mall.

The 9th grader said "i fucking hate those punk ass 8th graders acting like they are so cool since they are in 8th grade.
punk ass 8th grader by FAR OUT August 16, 2006

assgrabber machine 

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.
Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!
assgrabber machine by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008