ass furnace 

When one has severe constipation then goes to taco bell and eats a fiery hot double decker taco thus resulting in the build up a steaming hot turd inside your rectal cavity.

I shouldn't of eatin that taco bell today since im constipated, now i have a steamy ass furnace and might shart my britches like a british bitch.

ass furnace by Freeze040506 February 8, 2009

Ass furred 

The art of pulling one's pants down and putting one's bare ass on the face or back of his or her dog or cat in an effort to soothe them.

Brody: "How was your night?"

Judith: "Dude, I ass furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn't stop barking."

Ass furred by Rainbow Stalin January 14, 2011

dumb stupid ass roblox/furry/gacha tiktokers 

YOU DUMB ASS BITCHES STOP TRYING TO GET ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY TO POST YOURSELF ON TIKTOK SAYING “LOOK SOMEONE POSTED ME ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY!!!!!” WE ALL KNOW IT WAS YOUR STUPID ASS YOU DUMB ASS BITCH STOP IT!!! IT ISNT FUNNY AND YOUR JUST TRYING TO GET ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY!!! YOU ARENT FAMOUS SO SHUT UP PLS YOU LOOK ANNOYING AND DUMB

dumb stupid ass roblox/furry/gacha tiktokers

dumb stupid ass roblox/furry/gacha tiktokers by u noob November 30, 2020

dumb ass roblox/furry/gacha tiktokers

YOU DUMB ASS BITCHES STOP TRYING TO GET ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY TO POST YOURSELF ON TIKTOK SAYING “LOOK SOMEONE POSTED ME ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY!!!!!” WE ALL KNOW IT WAS YOUR STUPID ASS YOU DUMB ASS BITCH STOP IT!!! IT ISNT FUNNY AND YOUR JUST TRYING TO GET ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY!!! YOU ARENT FAMOUS SO SHUT UP PLS YOU LOOK ANNOYING AND DUMB

dumb ass roblox/furry/gacha tiktokers

dumb ass roblox/furry/gacha tiktokers by u noob November 30, 2020

Furry rat ass 

A pronoun for a guy that is annoying

Tammy:"EW CONNOR YOUR A FURRY RAT ASS"
Connor:"thanks mom! I love being a furry rat ass"

Furry rat ass by Haley🐀🐀🐀 November 9, 2020

Furnace Ass 

The extreme discomfort/cramping/sweating associated with the overindulgence of too many hot wings (or other spicy food), too much cheap beer, or a combination of them both.

John missed football practice because his furnace ass kept him in the bathroom all afternoon.

Furnace Ass by PR Gal 60010 February 17, 2009

Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass 

1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences

2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture

1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"

Child: Ok.

2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?

Justin: A treasure chest.

Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.

Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!

Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022